Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Coffee Mug

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text