Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the gold fish cross the road?

To go to /r/antijokes

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.