Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.