Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain-climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a scaler with a vector.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

How did pirates communicate before the internet?

Pier to Pier Networking

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia