Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite pet?

tamagotchi

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road?

Because of you.