Neuron Jokes

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.