What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

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What do you call a potato from Colorado?

A baked potato

What Does Potato Do?

Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips