What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.

Why do dentists like potatoes?

Because they are so filling.