What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do a totalitarian mallard and a potato in an air vent have in common?

They're both duct-taters (sorry)

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes