Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.