Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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How many times can look at the sun with a telescope?

You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

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What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.