What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.