Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.