What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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Because they use extra hops

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What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.