What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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He got arrested for possession.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...