What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...