What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.