What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

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Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

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What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.

What's so meta that you almost crap your pants?

Metamucil

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.