What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What do you call it when you roofy a jello shot?

A Bill Cosby.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.