What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.