Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K"

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Flee Jokes More Flee Jokes

What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.