Ninja Jokes

How does a ninja say hi?

It doesn't

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call it when a ninja keeps something to himself?

A sneakret.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

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What're you here for?

asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

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Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.