What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Goad-diggers.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

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What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*