What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

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What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!