What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!