What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What do you call a potato with no limbs?

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.