What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

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What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer