How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."