How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."