How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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It wanted to have a good tine.

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Someone's mom is Snooki.

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GET OFF MY LAN!

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Two, then one, then none

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If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!