What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Which phone??

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Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.