What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath!

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

Laptop Jokes More Laptop Jokes

What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.