What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the fastest speed a woman can go ?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

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What do you call a Psychic Compromise?

A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.