What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

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Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.