Put the ashes in the donuts.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Life insurance policies.
Because its head is so far away from its body.
Because it was already attendin'.
One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
Astronaut-----
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Dropping some ill beets.