Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Cos they're always pro-Bono
Digging for booty.
Take his spade away.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
let's jack it.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Give him a small $1 million loan
He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Wednesday
A centipede with a wooden leg!
Because he always uses a razor.
1 AM feeling very sleepy.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
