Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
He/she's not sitting or standing!
I told her that drinks were on the house
Fire Crackers.
Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*
Because black people have no rights...
Lenght of chimney x wind speed
She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "
Paradise.
A centipede with a wooden leg !
He fell on his ash.
Throw in your washing.
They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
Kick him in the nuts.
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.