Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
To stomp out forest fires.
To stamp out forest fires !
It was a bright sunny day.
Attire.
You have a hole in one. "
A polo bear !
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Because he was *Baroque*.
Wednesday
Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.
Wooden you like to know
Ewoks
A fence.
Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
1 corpsepower
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.