Ashe Jokes

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What's the best way to dispose of bodies?

Put the ashes in the donuts.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What did Pikachu say to Ash Catchem?

Pikachu

What do you call a funny Pikachu?

Jokemon.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!