Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Put the ashes in the donuts.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
A privet tutor
I don't know man, I just fly the drones.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
An Ash-hole.
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Nun is better!
They both came in a little behind.
Freezing.
Rattata
A nun falling down the stairs
Someone pushed her
