What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !