What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What do 1% of racist people do?

They are making clubs like the KKK The other 99% are hidden here making bad jokes

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!