How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.