How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!