How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!