How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.