How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

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Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.