Wooden Leg Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !