What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !