What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

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What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!