How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

What's the definition of divorce?

The screwing you get for the screwing you got!

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How many "suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It's already lit fam.

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

1 US Leader.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district?

Vachina Town

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes

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Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.