How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

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What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.