How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?

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What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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