Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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What's green and hangs from trees?

Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

How bad?

Really bad, you have 2 months." OMG "APRIL FOOLS!" Whew- "You have 2 days."