What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What would a Prius minivan be called?

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Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

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What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What's the difference between procrastination and laziness?

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