What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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With a broom and a dustpan.

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Digging for booty.

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In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.

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What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.