What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

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What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

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What's an archeologist?

A: Someone whose career is in ruins.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you