How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.