How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..