How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game?

Pick Six

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..