How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Broom sick.

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Take their little stones and brooms away!

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At least Ebola will finish me off

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.