Dustpan Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!