Dustpan Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

Ex Girlfriend Jokes More Ex Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

What did the momma hawk say to her chicks?

Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!

What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

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