Dustpan Jokes

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

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Whats that smell?

Auschwitz.

How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

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Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

What did the blue crab call his ex girlfriend?

Old Bay

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

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What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup