What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.