What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.