What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.