What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.