How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

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What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How can you tell a woman is having a bad day?

She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.