How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

How can a black woman tell if she is pregnant?

When she goes to pull out her tampon and all the cotton's been picked.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

Women.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26