How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

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Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.