How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How do you know a gypsy woman is pregnant?

You put a piece of wire in her and if you feel pulling she is indeed pregnant.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant?

When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked