How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Black Woman Jokes More Black Woman Jokes

How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

How can you tell if a black women is pregnant?

Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.