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Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Two vampires fighting over a used tampon
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
With 26 characters he met at a party.
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
