How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

TRANSportation

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Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

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What shoe size does a quadriplegic wear?

26" rims

How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup?

With 26 characters he met at a party.