What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, just upgrade to windows

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)