What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

Why did the Windows OS skip from 8 to 10?

Because seven, eight, nine.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)