What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did one window say to the other window?

I'm in pane

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.