What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Version Jokes More Version Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.