What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A: A polygon!

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

What's it called when an isis member takes a selfie?

photo bombing