What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Whats the difference between a hospital and a terrorist stronghold?

I dunno I just fly the drone.....

Isis Member Jokes More Isis Member Jokes

What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.