What do we want? Low flying plane noises! when do we want em?

Nnneeeeeeeeyyyyyoooooowwwww

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

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What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.