What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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He got hit by a bus.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)