What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why isn't there a Jared's for boys?

Oh wait, there is.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Asparagus Jokes More Asparagus Jokes

What does a vegetable use to change a flat?

Asparagus...

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.