Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

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Why do Demons and Ghouls hang out together?

Because Demons are a Ghouls best friend.

What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law