Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.