Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.