Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.