Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

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Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground?

Possession within tent