Because the farce is strong with that one.
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
He was caught playing in A minor.
I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles