Because the farce is strong with that one.
for disturbing the peas!
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
yo get off me, homes!
A: Development of a working match.
Someone told him there were two Lucilles