Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

Why didn't the blind person laugh at my joke?

Because he didn't see the funny side to it.