Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

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Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!