I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
He wanted to finally get respecced.
Because one egg is un oeuf.
Cuz theres a clock on the microwave
Outlaws are wanted.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
They don't get better with age
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!