I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.
A nun in a car accident.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
They always bomb the punchline!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Because the farce is strong with that one.
