I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones
It wanted to get off its ash.
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
Both are a play on words.
Do I hand my life in
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.