Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

because it's their sen-pais

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Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part