Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.