Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!