Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

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What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim