Gives the X Box back to grandkids
For being out standing in his field.
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.
The Hyperbole
A running play - Obviously...
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.