What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a developmentally challenged member of the ruling elite?

An autistocrat.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

Grandkid Jokes More Grandkid Jokes

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.