What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?

They are both made of plastic and get turned on by children!

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Shopping Cart Jokes More Shopping Cart Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Grandkid Jokes More Grandkid Jokes

What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.