What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

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What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What do the umpires rule it?

Fowl ball

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.