How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Bar Stool Jokes More Bar Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

What did the barfly say to the other barfly?

I saved you a stool.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

Upside Jokes More Upside Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!