How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they don't change anything.

How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

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Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

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What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.