What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.