What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Wood Chipper Jokes More Wood Chipper Jokes

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.