A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
One is a nerdy digger.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
A dead baby in two garbage bags.
A dead baby in three trash cans.
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
A palm tree!
Well an erection of course.
Throw it into a wood chipper.
