What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

How is a Christmas tree like a man who's had a vasectomy?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

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What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.