What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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He couldn't finish his sentence.

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They both don't like wires

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because while I wait I like to be introspective

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Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear