A Bipolar Bear
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
I like your belt
ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.
He was born ina 1818.
Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )
A BIPOLAR BEAR
A bipolar bear.