What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

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Single.

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The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.