What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

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Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What do you call a manic bear?

A bipolar bear.