What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

How are one out of three American Boats born?

By Sea-Section.

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What do you call a manic bear?

A bipolar bear.