What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool