What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Arctic Jokes More Arctic Jokes

What do you call an arctic bear that goes both ways?

Bipolar.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.