What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

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What do you call a starving parrot?

A polynomial!

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati