What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

What do you call an arctic bear that goes both ways?

Bipolar.