Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
You call him "sir".
A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)
He paints his hooves red.
Pretty gaunt
I just need some bread
A C3POpian
You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
Put his food stamps in his work boots
By hiding his employment check in his work boots.