What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

Why was the dolphin happy and the shark depressed?

The sharks life lacked porpoise.