What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."