What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient?

All porpoise flour.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What do Plains Native Americans have in common with moderately sized sea dwelling mammals?

For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.