What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."