What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.