What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.