What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Sea Turtle Jokes More Sea Turtle Jokes

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."