It lost its porpoise.
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Because it had no porpoise in life.
He didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
What is life without a porpoise?"
A porpoise.
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
He didn't see a porpoise...
You did that on porpoise
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What's the porpoise?
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
Because they lacked porpoises.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
There is no porpoise."
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
He lost his porpoise in life.
I need a porpoise.
It's not like I did it on porpoise!
Because he had no porpoise.
You have served your porpoise.
With a porpoise.
Hey! You did that on porpoise!"
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
The retail store
Because there's always a cheetah
Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Myrrhder
Smallpox
A man with unfinnished buisness.
So he could protect and serve.
Because they lack da-vision.
Cause they lack the towers.
Eruptile dysfunction.
Arrrr-thritis
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense ,lets call them Klingons
A Hipaacrite
It had connections.
