It lost its porpoise.
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Because it had no porpoise in life.
He didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
What is life without a porpoise?"
A porpoise.
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
He didn't see a porpoise...
You did that on porpoise
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What's the porpoise?
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
Because they lacked porpoises.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
There is no porpoise."
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
He lost his porpoise in life.
I need a porpoise.
It's not like I did it on porpoise!
Because he had no porpoise.
You have served your porpoise.
With a porpoise.
Hey! You did that on porpoise!"
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
You're my brother in arms!"
His brother with your DVD player.
Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
He couldn't grow a pear
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
Crack-a-lacking
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
Antelopes
Because Habeas Porpoise.
Because he started drinking it before it was cool.
Electricity.