It lost its porpoise.
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Because it had no porpoise in life.
He didn't do it on porpoise.
He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.
What is life without a porpoise?"
A porpoise.
Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."
He felt he had no porpoise in life
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
He didn't see a porpoise...
You did that on porpoise
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What's the porpoise?
I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"
Because they lacked porpoises.
He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.
There is no porpoise."
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
She had no sense of porpoise.
For all in tents and porpoises, they're constantly moving.
He lost his porpoise in life.
I need a porpoise.
It's not like I did it on porpoise!
Because he had no porpoise.
You have served your porpoise.
With a porpoise.
Hey! You did that on porpoise!"
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise
All-porpoise cleaner.
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
His family died.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
The can't handle stares.
Pigpockets.
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."
He was addicted to crack.
Do we have any papal towels
Why not 5,000 What's stopping them
They keep telling me to stop asking...
Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.
Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances
I've cleaned up and found Jesus.
It doesn't need cleaning
