What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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What drug did the mathematician do?

Math Salts.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.