What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.