What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.