What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

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How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs?

Methed up

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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How do you get to the front page of reddit ?

Lack of originality

Why do new Irish mothers keep dying?

Because they lack taters

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How many crackheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one more.